so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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