make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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