Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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