Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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