is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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