What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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