im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Can I color on your dick again?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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