we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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