This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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