It's like God shit irony all over that family
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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