Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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