When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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