woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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