we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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