god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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