Banned from zoo.
Again?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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