Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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