all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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