I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You made out with two different species that night
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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