your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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