we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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