Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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