She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Can I color on your dick again?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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