Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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