im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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