There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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