How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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