She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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