we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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