That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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