Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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