Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
this hospital has no fireball
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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