For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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