yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
did you just send me my own nude
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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