if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Randomize
