Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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