and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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