whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
