what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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