I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
operation harelip BJ is a go
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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