I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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