We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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