He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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