Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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