I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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