so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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