Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
