He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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