piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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