is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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